please watch this video
well honestly im fuckin sold
It’s a mix of hell and outer space.
how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then
i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.
wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….
sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”
*attractive person walks by* [Big Sean voice] oh God
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.
The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.
Strange old world we live in.